Oh! Well, it's actually the most fascinating story...
*She goes on at length, which can be summarized as: It all started when blah blah blah ACCIDENT blah blah blah EVIL DAD blah blah DOME blah blah RANDOMIZER blah blah BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE blah blah blah BACKSTABBING blah blah blah WOKE UP WITH VOICES blah blah FOSSIL blah blah COMMUNISM blah blah blah WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT POOR CLEFAIRY, ANYWAY blah blah blah ICE CREAM blah blah blah HALL OF FAME blah blah AND THEN GREEN JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE blah blah blah WEREWOLF blah blah MOUNTAIN blah blah IT'S ALL FASCINATING, REALLY blah blah blah TURTLE DETECTIVE...*
Oh, and it seems my great-grandfather is possessed by an abomination from beyond the deep. I'm not sure what's up with that yet. It'll require further study.
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*She goes on at length, which can be summarized as: It all started when blah blah blah ACCIDENT blah blah blah EVIL DAD blah blah DOME blah blah RANDOMIZER blah blah BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE blah blah blah BACKSTABBING blah blah blah WOKE UP WITH VOICES blah blah FOSSIL blah blah COMMUNISM blah blah blah WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT POOR CLEFAIRY, ANYWAY blah blah blah ICE CREAM blah blah blah HALL OF FAME blah blah AND THEN GREEN JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE blah blah blah WEREWOLF blah blah MOUNTAIN blah blah IT'S ALL FASCINATING, REALLY blah blah blah TURTLE DETECTIVE...*
Oh, and it seems my great-grandfather is possessed by an abomination from beyond the deep. I'm not sure what's up with that yet. It'll require further study.