CANON: Halo Legends | SETTING: canon universe or singularity

[sniperbitch]

[ no i swear the communicator turned on by itself also this shitpile space station sure looks familiar ]

Oh my gawd.

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[kickbancaboose]

So on a scale of what-the-fuck to seriously-this-shit-again, how pumped are you to be here?

[sniperbitch]

This isn't happening to me. This is a bad dream, any minute now I'm going to wake the fuck up, back in my bunk, in the middle of the war--

[ pause as he waits to wake up. any minute now. any minute... ]

--god fucking dammit.

yess

[sharker]

Oh my God!

[sniperbitch]

---oh my god.

o'brien's icon keywords are so good

[sharker]

You're back!

lmao all katy perry lyrics and that time i was watching xmen evo

[sniperbitch]

I didn't wanna be back.

[ but it's weak, he can't be a dick about it in front of her ]

[sharker]

[ Her smile falters, just briefly, but she rallies. ]

But you are back. So you might as well enjoy it, right?

[sniperbitch]

[ no honey he didn't mean it. ]

I... guess there's a couple good things about it. I mean. Like two good things.

[ one of them is talking to him but moving along ]

How's, uh, stuff?

[sharker]

Someone hacked all the frozen yogurt machines in Zone One so they give out frozen yogurt for free. So if you haven't counted that yet, that's three good things.

[ At his question, though, her enthusiasm visibly wanes, and she looks away. ]

...I dunno. Quiet.