Done, little one! We shall set forth at once to procure this cake at once, for you and for your feared friend, Devour of Worlds. How big shall this cake be?

[If he had sense and/or a cellphone (and the worldly knowledge to feel comfortable whipping one out and using it - while understanding basic technology wasn't entirely beyond his ken it wasn't something he felt comfortable jumping to) he could just call up someone and have them deliver a cake. As it was he anticipated dickering with the markets of super to procure a cake. How hard could it be.

How hard, really. What are the chances that strawberry cake would be really hard to find.]