It is a beautiful day, April. I believe you suffer from a lack of Vitamin D. [ he pulls a giant capsule from his pocket. ] Would you like some of mine?

--That isn't all that's in it for you. I'll treat you to the most absurdly delicious juice in all of Pawnee. I made it myself, from kelp and walnut pulp as a base. Then it is layered with strawberries, bananas, blackberries, kale and spinach. It's absurd.