location: city hall

[assistanting]

[Everyone from your city hall's parks and recreation department has some Really Important Thing to do that isn't being in the office right now, leaving former-intern-now-paid-employee April Ludgate to handle all of your ridiculous complaints, questions, and concerns about the parks system in your city.

Joy.

Maybe no one will actually bother her in this entire block of time.]

Three hours, god, hurry up and go faster.

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[quiteliterally]

[ there are crickets for a moment like - chris just stares at her. r u 4 real qrl? but then he's laughing! ] What a funny joke, April.

Will you come with me now?

[assistanting]

[She laughs too. Totally a joke. Definitely. 100%.]

Okay, fine.