location: city hall

[assistanting]

[Everyone from your city hall's parks and recreation department has some Really Important Thing to do that isn't being in the office right now, leaving former-intern-now-paid-employee April Ludgate to handle all of your ridiculous complaints, questions, and concerns about the parks system in your city.

Joy.

Maybe no one will actually bother her in this entire block of time.]

Three hours, god, hurry up and go faster.

Comments

[assistanting]

I'm a girl of many talents.

[fiscal]

Some of which are honestly more than a little scary, yeah.

[assistanting]

Thank you.

[fiscal]

See, now that I'm reasonably sure you're being sincere about.

[assistanting]

I'm sincere about everything, Ben.

[fiscal]

You texted me that Gojira was terrorizing Pawnee City Hall. How was that at all sincere.

[assistanting]

Godzilla.

[fiscal]

Not the point.

[assistanting]

Yeah it is.

[fiscal]

Not really.

[assistanting]

It's okay that you're wrong.

[fiscal]

I'm not wrong and I'm not having a discussion on how I'm not prejudiced against giant mutated lizards.

[assistanting]

Fine, whatever.

[fiscal]

[ he's going to just stuff his face with some delicious food and be happy he's not getting dragged into that discussion again. ]

[assistanting]

[ =/ ]

[fiscal]

[ At least he's not doing nerd trivia. ]

[assistanting]

[ bye]

[fiscal]

[ What, you're going to take the food he brought you and just shove it in your face and leave? ]

[assistanting]

[yes]

[fiscal]

[ Wow, okay.

Then he's going to just be a little thankful for getting through a conversation without a death threat. ]