location: city hall

[assistanting]

[Everyone from your city hall's parks and recreation department has some Really Important Thing to do that isn't being in the office right now, leaving former-intern-now-paid-employee April Ludgate to handle all of your ridiculous complaints, questions, and concerns about the parks system in your city.

Joy.

Maybe no one will actually bother her in this entire block of time.]

Three hours, god, hurry up and go faster.

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[assistanting]

You're fired.

[shineonyou]

W-Wait, isn't that like-- Extortion or-- or slander?! Damn, I don't watch enough Law and Order. There's some kinda legal term for the shit you just pulled!

[assistanting]

How are you going to prove it?

[shineonyou]

[ uh ]

[assistanting]

Yeah.

[shineonyou]

Please don't fire me...?

[assistanting]

I'll take it under consideration.

[shineonyou]

Pretty please?

[assistanting]

Fine. You can stay.

[shineonyou]

Can I stay without breaking the law?

[assistanting]

[heavy sigh]

I guess so.

[shineonyou]

[ TEARY EYED?? MAYBE?? ]

Thank you.

[assistanting]

You're welcome.

[shineonyou]

Okay, but legit though-- I just deny all these requests and shit? [ he holds up the forms from before ]

Do I need to get a secondary opinion from someone who isn't you?

... No offense to your opinions, ma'am.

[assistanting]

Yeah, legit though, you just deny the requests. You could ask Ron, who is my boss, but he pretty much hates government.

[shineonyou]

Yeah, I'm definitely not going to mess with your boss. I'm kinda scared just thinking about someone you'd answer to. [ exaggerated shiver ]

Do I get an official "NO" stamp or somethin'? Just to speed up the process... There are a lot of forms here, y'know.

[assistanting]

[She pulls out a stamp]

There you go, have fun, Jonas Brothers.