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Thor ([personal profile] ex_amperage109) wrote in [community profile] voicetest2014-03-04 04:30 pm

Yeah, yeah.

[One of the regrettable side effects of being the God of Thunder was the occasional dramatic thunderstorm which would spontaneously erupt whilst he was hammering something or another...which normally wasn't a big deal. However.

There was a cake.

In the rain.

And it was kind of his fault and he recognized it and knew it. Yeah, sure, he was hammering something or another and saving the world, but still. The frosting was running into the ground. There were words which indicated that this wasn't just a cake, nay, this was a cake that was meant for some sort of festivities. A celebration of some kind! And it looked like once, perhaps, it had been delicious. That was before the spontaneous dramatic thunderstorm.

...in short, whoops. His bad.]


I am sorry.
skyn: ❝ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴀᴜsᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ-ʀᴏᴏᴍ, ɪ wᴀɴᴅᴇʀ'ᴅ oғғ ʙʏ мʏsᴇʟғ.❞ (ɢʟɪᴅɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ)

[personal profile] skyn 2014-03-05 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ her brown hair's coated with frosting and bits of cake, and some of her face couldn't escape the explosion. a quarter of red candle near her forehead rises with her brow. soft, half-formed words fall from her mouth; ]

Uh — um.

[ jane struggles to think of something to say, acknowledging his apology but needing to express how angry she is. look, she's not a very good chef, she's come to terms with it. scramble up some eggs, sure she can handle that. bake a cake from scratch and frost it? hm, building a bridge to another world is easier. but jane wanted to show her appreciation and affection for thor, so she made him a cake.

which he just destroyed. ]
skyn: ❝ɴᴏᴡ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴛᴏᴍs ─ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴀᴛᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴘʜʏsɪᴄs.❞ (ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴏᴘᴇ)

[personal profile] skyn 2014-03-07 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ good, it's good that he knows that he's fucked. it'll save her the explanation. her words are marinated in sarcasm and she tilts her head to the side, almost like she's sizing up an opponent. ] Are they cake elves? Do they slither like snakes to steal cakes? Do they make the earth quake for a bit of cake? Were you trying to smite them, Thor?