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[Everyone from your city hall's parks and recreation department has some Really Important Thing to do that isn't being in the office right now, leaving former-intern-now-paid-employee April Ludgate to handle all of your ridiculous complaints, questions, and concerns about the parks system in your city.

Joy.

Maybe no one will actually bother her in this entire block of time.]

Three hours, god, hurry up and go faster.

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I like you already.

[She points at Jerry]

Mug him.

Not really.

It's okay that you're wrong.

[ shrug ]

This is a two-man job. I'm gonna need a distraction, yo.

What kind of distraction?

I'm not asking for anything Oceans 11-y. Something more Scooby Doo, if you catch my meaning.

[Very loudly, pointing off in another direction.]

Jerry, look, a distraction!

[Jerry, being Jerry, jumps up.]

[ JoJo just stands there, blank-faced for about .03 seconds before bursting out laughing. He immediately stops as soon as he starts. ]

There is no way in hell I'm going to jail over some trees and fountains, lady. Did you seriously think I was gonna mug him?!

You're fired.

I'm not wrong and I'm not having a discussion on how I'm not prejudiced against giant mutated lizards.

Fine, whatever.

[ he's going to just stuff his face with some delicious food and be happy he's not getting dragged into that discussion again. ]

W-Wait, isn't that like-- Extortion or-- or slander?! Damn, I don't watch enough Law and Order. There's some kinda legal term for the shit you just pulled!

Edited 2014-03-10 03:50 (UTC)